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- Íó ÷òî, Ãîãè, óñòðîèëñÿ?
- Íýýýò, ïîêà ðàáîòàþ...
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áàçàðÿò äâå áëîíäèíêè, Ñåðãåé Çâåðåâ è Äàíà Áîðèñîâà
Äàíà - à òû çíàåøü, ÷òî ìîçãè ïîÿâëÿþòñÿ òîëüêî íà ïÿòîì ìåñÿöå áåðåìåííîñòè?
Çâåðåâ - Äà? Ýòî çíà÷èò, ÷òî, åñëè ÿ íå çàáåðåìåíåþ, ó ìåíÿ ìîçãîâ íå áóäåò?
Ïîäåëèòüñÿ42007-09-09 17:09:45
Ìèíóñû àäìèíó ñòàâèòü íåëüçÿ. Â ñëåäóþùèé ðàç - â áàí !!! :rtfm:
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ãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûãûããûûû
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ÍÅ ÍÓÁ!
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Õâàòèò ôëóäèòü òîâàðèù, íà òåìó ïîñìîòðè õîòü. 
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- Íîâè÷îê
- Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 2009-09-29
- Ïðèãëàøåíèé: 0
- Ñîîáùåíèé: 3
- Óâàæåíèå: [+0/-0]
- Ïîçèòèâ: [+0/-0]
- Ïðîâåë íà ôîðóìå:
21 ìèíóòó - Ïîñëåäíèé âèçèò:
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Ìàëåíüêàÿ äåâî÷êà èäåò ïî øêîëüíîìó êîðèäîðó, òàùèò îãðîìíûé ãëîáóñ, ðàçìåðîì êàê îíà ñàìà.
Íàâñòðå÷ó ó÷èòåëüíèöà:
- Äåâî÷êà, òû êóäà ?
- Â òóàëåò.
- À ãëîáóñ-òî çà÷åì ?!!
- Âû çíàåòå, òàêîå íàñòðîåíèå - íà âåñü ìèð íàñðàòü õî÷åòñÿ!
ñàìûé êðóòîé 
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- Íîâè÷îê
- Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 2009-09-29
- Ïðèãëàøåíèé: 0
- Ñîîáùåíèé: 3
- Óâàæåíèå: [+0/-0]
- Ïîçèòèâ: [+0/-0]
- Ïðîâåë íà ôîðóìå:
21 ìèíóòó - Ïîñëåäíèé âèçèò:
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è åø¸
Èäåò Ìåíò ïî óëèöå è âèäåò êàê ìàëåíüêàÿ äåâî÷êà â ïåñî÷íèöå ÷òî-òî ëåïèò.
- Äåâî÷êà, à ÷òî òû ëåïèøü?
- Ìåíòà
- À èç ÷åãî?
- Ãëèíà, ïåñîê, ãîâíî.
Ìåíò ðàçîçëèëñÿ:
- À íó, ùàñ æå ñëîìàé, à òî ê ðîäèòåëÿì îòâåäó!
×åðåç íåêîòîðîå âðåìÿ ìåíò îïÿòü ïîäõîäèò.
- Hó, à ñåé÷àñ ÷òî ëåïèøü?
- Ïîæàðíèêà.
- Èç ÷åãî?
- Ãëèíà, ïåñîê.
Ìåíò:
- À ïî÷åìó áåç ãîâíà?
Äåâî÷êà:
-À åñëè ãîâíî äîáàâèòü, îïÿòü ìåíò ïîëó÷èòñÿ... 
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- Íîâè÷îê
- Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 2009-09-29
- Ïðèãëàøåíèé: 0
- Ñîîáùåíèé: 3
- Óâàæåíèå: [+0/-0]
- Ïîçèòèâ: [+0/-0]
- Ïðîâåë íà ôîðóìå:
21 ìèíóòó - Ïîñëåäíèé âèçèò:
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Èäåò ìàëåíüêàÿ äåâî÷êà ñ ìàìîé ïî óëèöå. Âäðóã âèäÿò - äâå ñîáà÷êè ëþáîâüþ çàíèìàþòñÿ.
Ìàëåíüêàÿ äåâî÷êà è ñïðàøèâàåò ìàìó:
- Ìàìà, à ÷òî ñîáà÷êè äåëàþò?
Ìàìà, çàäóìàëñÿ, êàê äî÷êå îáúÿñíèòü? È ãîâîðèò:
- Ïîíèìàåøü, äî÷åíüêà, ó îäíîé ñîáà÷êè ëàïêè áîëÿò, à âòîðàÿ ñîáà÷êà äîáðàÿ, âîò è íåñåò åå.
- Ïîíÿòíî, - îòâå÷àåò ìàëåíüêàÿ äåâî÷êà. À ÷åðåç íåêîòîðîå âðåìÿ ñïðàøèâàåò:
- Ìàìà, à ïî÷åìó äîáðûõ âñå âðåìÿ å*óò? 
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